"With a little more practice they'll be calling me Sleepy Floyd."
- C3I1RT

"Hey Ma, do I look like one of those REAL basketball players now?"
- 2Def M.D.

"Cliff has a brain lapse and for one brief second thinks he's the greatest athlete of all time"
- Ralph

"Look, my Rookie card has a picture of me that has nothing to do with baseball... Why is this set so popular?"
- Rattlehead

Floyd demonstrated why he never made it as a two-sport athlete...
- Magmaman