"Two words? Three.. Chicken? Alek, are you sure the home crowd is gonna want to do this during halftime instead of watching the cheerleaders?"
Owwwww!! Who the heck switched my deoderant with mace????
Only missed it by this much!
"I wish I had one of them old ABA afros that come out to about here!!!!"
I'm a little teapot
"I wish I were Barry Bonds because, if I were, I'd wear earrings out to here!"
"I can't believe that this photographer doesn't know that this pose means 'F**K YOU' in Russia.
White men can't jump? Damn! Maybe if I flap real hard...
It's fun to stay at the Y--M--C--A!
"Who's your Daddy?"
In case Bob Knight ever approaches me, I learned this choke prevention technique in Tae-Bo.